My name is David Whitehouse. I have written a novel called 'Bed'. Don't be one of the billions that haven't read it.

5th March 2013

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Bed in South Korea

Bed is published in South Korea this week and looks like this. A pair of South Korean pyjamas. 

29th March 2012

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BED IN HEBREW

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29th March 2012

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Dear David

Hi.

I finished reading Bed last night. I must say I felt for Mal. It was an emotional and strong book and I thank you for sharing it with us. I look forward to read more from your touching pen.

With love from Turkey,

Elif

29th November 2011

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Yesterday I caught a mouse with a pint glass and a Christmas fragrance catalogue. See how I did it on the last ten minutes of this Wednesday’s Frozen Planet with David Attenborough.

Yesterday I caught a mouse with a pint glass and a Christmas fragrance catalogue. See how I did it on the last ten minutes of this Wednesday’s Frozen Planet with David Attenborough.

25th November 2011

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BED will look like this when it comes out in Turkey. Yatak! Yatak!

BED will look like this when it comes out in Turkey. Yatak! Yatak!

18th November 2011

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Tonight I’ll be reading out loud from Bed @crossingborder festival in The Hague at 10.30ish with Paul Murray who wrote Skippy Dies and tomorrow the same kind of thing in Antwerp at 7ish. Know someone there? Make them come. Or if you’re there, come. Please.

I had nothing to illustrate this with, hence the potato.

Tonight I’ll be reading out loud from Bed @crossingborder festival in The Hague at 10.30ish with Paul Murray who wrote Skippy Dies and tomorrow the same kind of thing in Antwerp at 7ish. Know someone there? Make them come. Or if you’re there, come. Please.

I had nothing to illustrate this with, hence the potato.

17th November 2011

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The cover of the UK paperback of Bed. Comes out in April. A must for fans of paper and socks.

The cover of the UK paperback of Bed. Comes out in April. A must for fans of paper and socks.

12th November 2011

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The American paperback of Bed will look like this. It will have a new short story in it too, if I don’t balls it right up. It will come out next year. Can you afford to be one of the seven billion people that hasn’t read it?

The American paperback of Bed will look like this. It will have a new short story in it too, if I don’t balls it right up. It will come out next year. Can you afford to be one of the seven billion people that hasn’t read it?

6th November 2011

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Anonymous asked: The Book Club read the book. I have a note for you about it and seemed to have deleted your e-mail address ???

Hello. Sure, it’s davebecomemonster@me.com thanks, D.

19th September 2011

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Behold, a brochure for the most boring thing in the world.

Behold, a brochure for the most boring thing in the world.